I'm Underattack !!!

I was reading this magazine name 'Duzhe' and was reading this story about how the world begin and how Hawa and Adam was created and how they met each other. Nice story :)
Then i begin flipping the pages over to look for other interesting stories.

"In 1998, Mr So and So do this and that in where where where bla bla blah.... "

So boring.........
I flip to the next page.

"She gazed out of the window and bla bla blah..... "

Yawn. Yawn. Yawn.
And then an 'Undentified Flying Object' just flew across and landed right on my hand....

" A COCKROACH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

I screamed and immediately jumped out of my chair!
My sister Swanz a.k.a Sotong a.k.a Yunnagi (yeh, i know it sounds like Unagi) also jumped up and snatched her handphone.

We both stay still and watch it crawl across the table and on Sotong's bag and into my brother's shelf... by the time Yunnagi has rush down into my parents room.

"Oh leave it alone! It will be gone by morning" my mum said. Sigh....

So I have to give up reading 'Duzhe' and Sotong too has to give up on her novel ' The Golem's Eye'. ==
All your fault, you filthy, disgusting Identified Flying Brown Object. ==